What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 09:16

From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…